"Jorge wants to be hardcore, but his mom wont let him."

(via)

Brainstorming Session: Possible Names for my Imaginary Band

- Cancer of the Bone

- I AM A SCORPIO

- Ghost of Lucille Ball

- Baby Daddy Trap (the merchandise will only consist of clubbing dresses made of lycra, baby phat items and bejeweled "bling")

- the Olive Garden

- Oriental Negro Injun (A.K.A. band of semi-offensive, archaic racial terms)

- I am so Hungry I could Eat an Entire Meatloaf, which is Saying a lot Considering I am Pretty Much a Vegetarian and Even When I Ate Beef I was Never Really a Big Fan of the Dish (for the sake of tattoos and bumper stickers, true fans would know us as IASHICEAEMWISALCIAPMAVAEWIABIWNRABFOTD)

- the Beatels