It Rubs the Lotion On Its Skin

Brainstorming Session: Possible Halloween Costumes

- Shaq (baller)

- Whitney Houston

- the Hamburglar (only if I carry around real hamburgers)

- the Ghost of Bea Arthur

- that Old Woman from those Anti-Smoking Public Service Announcements that Talks with a Box that Makes her Voice Sound like a Robot and Smokes a Cigarette Through a Hole in her Neck

I Am Not Sure If This Justifies or Condemns My Decision to Collect Those Plastic California Raisin Figurines

(Found on Dlisted)

"Jorge wants to be hardcore, but his mom wont let him."

(via)

Brainstorming Session: Possible Names for my Imaginary Band

- Cancer of the Bone

- I AM A SCORPIO

- Ghost of Lucille Ball

- Baby Daddy Trap (the merchandise will only consist of clubbing dresses made of lycra, baby phat items and bejeweled "bling")

- the Olive Garden

- Oriental Negro Injun (A.K.A. band of semi-offensive, archaic racial terms)

- I am so Hungry I could Eat an Entire Meatloaf, which is Saying a lot Considering I am Pretty Much a Vegetarian and Even When I Ate Beef I was Never Really a Big Fan of the Dish (for the sake of tattoos and bumper stickers, true fans would know us as IASHICEAEMWISALCIAPMAVAEWIABIWNRABFOTD)

- the Beatels

Quinceanera

I just can't get over this baby's pierced ears.

calling the bees back to the hive

marge is playboy's november covergirl.  

is that the kind of thing people put on blogs?

bighair/bigdecisions

You know, tonight is my night. (thanks everything is terrible)

Wouldn't it be cool if instead of 10 minutes this lasted FOREVER?

...especially if this song played on repeat in the background: